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Post by keara on May 25, 2010 19:08:12 GMT -5
"Dude that was weird, it doesn't usually matter to the villians we're on vacation something is very weird around here," Kira said starting to sound like a ditective.
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Post by ultamatexchick on May 26, 2010 11:55:56 GMT -5
"I know, that's pretty messed up," Storm said, equally suspicious.
"Welcome to South Park," The strange girl said.
"What's you're name anyway?" John Asked.
"Oh me? ummmm.. you know I have to go, nice seeing you again!" she said suddenly rushing off.
"Weird..."Said Rebecca
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Post by keara on May 26, 2010 17:14:57 GMT -5
"Please don't tell me we're going to investigate while we're on vacation here. I'd much rather go inside somewhere, it's freaking cold out," Lusifer said feeling tired.
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Post by ultamatexchick on Jun 3, 2010 11:12:59 GMT -5
"Let's go to the pub," Betsy suggested.
"It's called a bar here, but I agree let's go," John said.
"You're only 18!" Rebecca said to John.
"I don't care, why should they? Anyway things are going our way for a change let's take advantage of that, TO THE BAR!"
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Post by keara on Jun 3, 2010 16:19:57 GMT -5
"Yeah," Kira agreed. When they got to the door a bouncer stood in their way.
"I'm sorry only crazies are allowed in this bar..... And any other bar in this town," Said the big man that looked like a buffer version of Santa Claws.
"How do we prove we're crazy?" Lusifer asked.
"By thinking of the craziest thing you can think of."
"I'll show you how it's done," said the crazy lady. She jumped onto the wall and started to suck on the wall. "CAMEL SPIDERS HAVE MY NOSE AND PIRANHAS ARE EATING MY BRAIN!!!!"
"You're a little off today but I'll allow you," said the bouncer.
"Thanks Earl, it's all these waster gapers I've been hanging with."
"What a strange town," Kira said eying everyone with suspicion.
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Post by ultamatexchick on Jul 27, 2010 21:56:08 GMT -5
"You don't look crazy too me..." Earl said, singling out John.
"I thought "Drill baby Drill" was a good idea," John said, keeping his face straight.
"Well, than you're either crazy or stupid, I'll let you in.." Earl said indicisivly.
"Thank GOD!" John said, he needed a shot and a beer.
"Your welcome," the strange girl from just moments before answered him.
"How did you--?!" John was confused.
"Don't worry about it, it'll make your head explode, and that's a mess I don't want to clean up," She said to him
"Who the Hell are you?" Betsy asked.
"It's better you don't know, Betsy," She answered.
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Post by keara on Jul 30, 2010 15:39:14 GMT -5
"Yeah if you knew, I'd have to gawge (SP?) out your eyes, eat your fingers one at a time. stab you in various painful different places with a plastic spork and then eat your brains right out of your head. Does that sound like fun... I think..... Acctually it does."
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Post by ultamatexchick on Aug 15, 2010 10:35:50 GMT -5
"How did you know my name?" Betsy asked.
"It's on you're bag..." The girl answered.
"Oh," Betsy replied, she could think of nothing else to say.
"Please don't do that ok, than I have to come up with a miracle cure regeneration thingy that can fix all that stuff, and that's a lot of work, and you know how lazy I am," Strange girl said to Crazy Girl
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Post by keara on Aug 20, 2010 13:39:41 GMT -5
"Yeah you're right well just use Maxi's amnesia pills. 'If they don't work we'll hit you over the head till they do,'" the crazy girl said, quoting the commercial.
"How about you don't and just say you did?" Kira said.
"How about I try it on you first to make sure it works?" The crazy girl shot back with a creepy smile on her face.
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Post by ultamatexchick on Aug 25, 2010 21:17:54 GMT -5
"Don't push 'em Kira," Rebecca said, "They look crazy enough to try it.."
"Seriously... "John said, he was about to say more, but was cut-off by the strange girl
"We don't do anything seriously around here, silly! If we did we would probably die of boredom!"
"..." John really was beggining to want to smack her, but he didn't.
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Post by keara on Sept 14, 2010 22:49:24 GMT -5
"I know just what'll hit the spot. Glass Freeze Pops. Watch your tung." The Dystroyer laughed as she handed everyone Popsicles with glass shards sticking out.
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Post by ultamatexchick on Sept 21, 2010 23:34:16 GMT -5
"Just remember that Shards O' Glass are only for people 18 or older!" Strange Girl quoted, taking a cherry one.
"How do you plan on eating that?" Betsy asked.
"I don't of course, but it would be rude not to take one!" she answered, "You people are so strange... and rude!"
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Post by keara on Oct 3, 2010 15:15:27 GMT -5
"Yeah," the Crazy Girl said starting to cry.
"I say we ditch these losers and find somewhere a little quieter," Kira whispered to the people standing around her.
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Post by ultamatexchick on Nov 19, 2010 13:51:47 GMT -5
"I'm in," said John.
"Ditto," Rebecca seconded.
"Double Ditto," Storm said.
"Double Ditto?" Betsy questioned, "That's not a very "Storm-y" thing to say..."
"I know," Storm said a little confused, "Can't really figure out why I said it.."
With that the strange girl laughed maniacly and vanished in a puff of green smoke.
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Post by keara on Nov 29, 2010 19:38:03 GMT -5
"Hey I thought you said you'd give me the signal before doing that. Now I look stupid," the crazy girl yelled before disappearing as well.
"Well since they're gone I think we can stay here," Kira said.
"Yeah, people here really are quite strange. It's like there a different species," Lusifer agreed
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